You ugly old cunt.

Pumped Up. Super moves for the floor down at the Boom Boom Rooms.

Check out Mary's new moves:

You see youngen's! Quality breakdancing skills are only learnt from experience. Check our Cybil out! Word!

Bangin' night on the westside with DJ Veldra at the Underground Bar Elite Lounge. Champagne and D'n'B. Weeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeee!!

Cybil - Get daaawwwwn!

Clubbing is very good for the soul, and the hips. This is my neighbours old boy Trev from the Over 55s club. His sonny can't cut the mustard.

This is my fellow WI pal Brenda. It's not often you catch her sitting on the job. Most of the time she's spinning and twirling with the dapper fellows on the dance floor. "You've got the love" -> "You've got the legs"!

 Yeah, that's right! UP YOURS all you young folk who think us trolley-pushing crinklies can't strut our stuff as well as you can. Us old folks have all the moves and all the shakes, and we throw dem shapes all over da place.

RAD!

This is the best way for one of us old'ens to kick start a night on the town. One big phat bifta to get the rhytmic veins a-pumpin'. 

You wouldn't catch us in a Bali jail for smugglin' an eight back to our Aussie mates. We'd smoke it all. LARGE IT!